The Twelve Nights of Halloween

(Sung to "The Twelve Days of Christmas")

On the first night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:

A thirst for blood & immortality (Slurp, Ahh).

On the second night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:

Two puncture wounds (Aah!),

And a thirst for blood & immortality (Slurp, Ahh).

On the third night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:

Three Frenchmen's heads (Un, deux, trois!),

Two puncture wounds (Aah!),

And a thirst for blood & immortality. (Slurp, Ahh)

On the fourth night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:

Four oozing sores (Ah, Aah, Aaah, Aaaah!!!),

Three Frenchmen's heads (Un, deux, trois!),

Two puncture wounds (Aah!),

And a thirst for blood & immortality (Slurp. . .Ahh).

On the Fifth night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:

Maggots... In... My... Eyes!!! (Maggots! In my eyes!!! Aaaah!!! Aaaah).

[Song ends here]