The Adventurers Club All Purpose Anthem

All: Marching along we're adventurers

Singing the song of adventurers

Up or down

North, south, east, or west,

An Adventurer's life is best.

Graves:  (Spoken) Adventurers Roll-call - tell us your tales!

Maid: We've been chased by angry dingoes

Took a bath with pink flamingos

Hathaway: Eaten passion fruit in East Beirut

We shot down with our guns

Fletcher: In the Grenadines we rested

In the Philippines were bested

Pamelia: By a flummox in our stomachs

which soon had us on the runs

Hathaway: I went hunting in Tijuana

Where I bagged a wild iguana

Otis: I hopped a train in old Bahrain

Purely for the fun

Hathaway: Then I got into hot water

Had to wed the Chieftain's daughter

Hathaway and Otis: But we traded her for beaver fur

Fletcher: And a poison blow dart gun!

(puff)

Maid: We hunted tigers in Tunisia

Counted Geigers in magnesia

Hathaway: Got shot in spots by Hottentots

Drank dandelion gin

Otis: Got nibbled in Botswana

Turned to kibble by piranha

Pamelia: Caught malaria in Bulgaria

All: By Jove! What a week it's been!

Otis: (spoken) Adventurers, sing!

All: Marching along we're adventurers

Singing the song of adventurers

Up or down

North, south, east, or west,

An Adventurer's life is best.

An Adventurer's life is best.

KUNGALOOSH!!